Geekdom of Books: Romance Novels and the Condoms Dilemma

Filed in Geekdom of Books , The Geeky Lover Posted on April 26, 2010 @ 4:27 pm 8 comments

I know, I know this is such an old rant but I hate it when you read a contemporary romance and oops the couple of interest forgets the protection for 3 days. Seriously?

But I don’t want  to rant about this topic today. I want to show how funny the topic of condoms can be and so I started to google around and I found a few interesting *insert blush here* variations.

And OMG researching this was an experience I tell ya.

1. Vibrating condoms
I found these in a guest post one Leontine’s Book Realm a while ago and I was like OMG that really exists? Yes it does and I found them online here. Beside the fast that I find it an hilarious idea I had to read the customer reviews and OMG you have to read those. So funny! I know it is immature but I just couldn’t stop laughing. Lovely idea indeed. *wink*

2. Star Wars Style

I’m sorry but I just can’t stop searching for anything Star Wars so here we are with most hilarious condom package ever. I got this one through Sagi aka The Random Lover and I’m so happy she shared this site with me.

The French text on it means: “I will not be your father!” I love it!

And the Darth Vader is soooo cute.

3. The Musical Condom

Yep, you read that right. This condom plays music while the intercourse is in action. And even better it changes the volume in sync to your action. The harder you go the louder it gets. That is a very disturbing thought. For me this sounds like a total mood killer but perhaps I really am a pude. LOL Found this one here.

Okay so what do you think? Any pretty variations I missed?

About Susi

Susi is a geeky vegetarian from Gemany. She just finished university and now works as a civil engineer in steel construction. Besides her reading addiction she also knits like a maniac while listening to audiobooks. Susi also blogs at the Secret HEA Society.

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  • Heather (DarklyReading) April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Wow..the musical one kinda freaks me out.. but the darth vader one is too cute!

  • Jennifer Mathis April 26, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    a musical condom thats hilarious. A child if they overhear you will just think daddy singing mommy to sleep LMAO

  • SusiSunshine April 26, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    @Heather Yep I'm not sure about that one either. Imagine it playing Oops I did it again or something like that. *shudders*

    @Jennifer LOL…Daddy really has a nice voice. 😉

  • Fleur April 26, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    The musical one is freaky…but the Star Wars one…"Luke I am not your father" …hilarious. 🙂

  • Reena Jacobs April 27, 2010 at 12:23 am

    My husband bought me the vibrating one. The motor is too weak to be useful with or without him wearing it. Honestly, it's more of a nuisance than anything. 🙂 The condoms still worked.

  • Blodeuedd April 27, 2010 at 12:25 am

    I love the Star Wars one, I want it! But the music one is just freaky and scary

  • Book Lovers Inc Staff April 27, 2010 at 4:49 am

    @Fleur Totally agree!

    @Reena At least something. LOL

    @Blodeuedd Agree about both. I still can't imagine how that music will sound. *ick*

  • Book Lovers Inc Staff April 27, 2010 at 4:49 am

    That was me SusiSunshine

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